i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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