What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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