I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I looked at my own cervix.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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