More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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