dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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