you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize