Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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