real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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