Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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