This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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