Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
