either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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