how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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