White coat. Heels.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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