you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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