then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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