Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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