Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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