I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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