Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I understand Curling. That high.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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