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(847): View more from Illinois

you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.

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(480): View more from Arizona

How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?

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(619): View more from California

He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.

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(949): View more from California

Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn

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