Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again