Already got asked if we're dating
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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