dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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