yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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