i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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