yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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