escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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