I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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