Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize