idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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