dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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