Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I cut my penus on the lid.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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