do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize