garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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