what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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