I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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