Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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