how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
don't judge my taste in strippers
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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