i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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