I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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