his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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