My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
ok first of all what the fuck
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