I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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