My hand turned me down
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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