i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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