I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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