When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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