why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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