LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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