Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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