Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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