Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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