I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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