physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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